The Young Ones

i want to know who took these awful photos

me, liz, and lainie looking fucking hilarious on rings '06

so painful.

i wish there were pictures from single and double trapeeze.

this is what happens when you hold a piece of toast in my house.

email to lang, 5-18-10

hi julie,

this is samantha palmer. I am super bored and crazy right now but I cannot pinpoint the cause of it all. I feel like i'm on some combination of adderall, coffee, and an unknown substance.
in other news,
i feel like I should read the news more. Next year, we are getting a subscription to the New York Times for our apartment.
because:
a)we will become knowledgeable, involved members of society
b)it will look trendy and comfs on our living room table
c)it feels good to hold and touch
d) you are an asshole, we are in the library, put some headphones in your computer.

I miss your presence.

and i totally forgot about nigel
i love when i remember he exists and i get all happy
because i have this secret thing on me that nobody knows about.

luv dat shyt.

gag gaggety gag gag.

lol this morning drew came into my room because there was a weird beeping noise
it turned out to be katies ipod alarm but drew is hilarious

i havent made a movie in a million years
i liked uploading every day
i have a few clips of us to upload

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
want more coffee
that shit was the comfs
"the comfs"
like when people say "the tits"
but i hate that

and my address is 5 sunrise terrace, parlin nj. *****

i'm just putting that there so i dont lose it and have to ask you for it again. we wouldnt want that to happen, would we. NO.
i want to write a book. one of those stupid coffee table books with the matte cover that you pick up when you're at your weird aunt's house and it has a bunch of inspirational quotes in it that are clever and inspirational-y

or i could write a book that's a giant dream story
it will start like "so theres this river, right?"
they always start like that
and it will end like "and the half-boar-man dragged his bleeding torso into the cave once again to retrieve the treasure he had been dreaming about"

(what the fuck is this little square. can you see it? i cant delete it. it's just there. what the fuck. okay i got rid of it by clicking on it)

i wish my computer charger was with me
i dont want to be on this huge computer anymore
if anyone is reading this behind me
i'll fucking cut you
and
YOU ARE BEHIND ME HELLO CAN I HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING, YOU FUCKING STALKER, HOVERER.
shit, this is my space.

julie rose LANG
i love you.
you are the motherly figure i have been searching for
i can truly let loose around you
i trust you enough that i can make the lucius malfoy face and not be nervous.
i just made it.

so, i am excited to send you a package with the sweater in it
its going to be the comfs
and i'll include a bunch of little shit like glitter and toys and a letter
and energy.


p.s.
there is a secret invisible attachment on this email.
it's the transfer of energy i've been meaning to send you
to retrieve it, follow these steps
1)close your eyes
2)whisper "transferrrr" under your breath
3)touch your fingertips together
4)rotate your turtle three times counterclockwise
5)picture a ficus, and water it in your head
6)whats a shaooooeeee
7)energy transfer complete, you may now utilize it.

FIN,

love,
sammy

what?!

cute style that I will never have enough nerve to pull off.